" quick fixes "

 [ "quick fix" ]

1: A shabby attempt at correcting a problem, which usually leads to bigger problems that could have been easily avoided by doing the job right the first time.

  * e.g.,  ... Problem: The condom broke. 

 [ "Quick Fix" ]

1: An ingenious creation by Spectrum Labs. This synthetic urine will pass any and

  * e.g.,  ... Tom used Quick Fix to pass his drug test. 

 [ "Quick Fix" ]

2: all drug tests that the bladder police can throw at you.

 [ "quick-fix" ]

1: what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.

  * e.g.,  ... eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix. 

 [ "Quick fix" ]

1: Getting a bj in quick matter in like a car or other uneasy location

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear Sarah gave John a quick fix after the dance 

 [ "quick fix" ]

1: As in quick fix manager; a person who believes she or he has clear and concise views about anything when in reality they are simple and unsophisticated.

  * e.g.,  ... Mostly but not all, quick fix managers are in their late 30's early 40's. 

 [ "Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything" ]

1: take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

  * e.g.,  ... "DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP" 

 [ "Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything" ]

2: works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

  * e.g.,  ... -"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell." 

 [ "Mechanic's Quick Fix" ]

1: A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.